I feed her bits of information, true or otherwise, to get her to do what I want but make her feel like it was her idea.

I like a good conspiracy theory.

Trump aides handle him the same way I handle my 6 year old.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the article stated that the president can legally declassify whatever he wants. Reckless, stupid, demented and sad, but technically legal.

Don't care either way.

You're thinking of Billy Corgan.

Why'd you have to make me so constipated?

Well, considering it was just revealed he shared classified, highly sensitive intel with the Russian ambassador during their meeting, hopefully the odds are very very very very low.

Since starting Breath of the Wild I haven't left my house (Wii U). So I have no need for mobile games.

Sour Monkey is one of my favorites. I also like their Kirsche Gose… it may be a bit fruity for some, but I like it. The cherry adds to the tartness.

Compared to Legion, everything is unremarkable.

The first sour I tried was from Monk's cafe in Philadelphia with a big pot of mussels and loved it. A Belgian brewer makes it for them, but it is a Monk's label. It was a great gateway.

I'm not telling you to keep trying something you don't like, but I think sours have such a wide range of flavors, more so than any other beer style. If someone wanted to try it, once is not enough.

He's 6 feet deep… were the kicking it root down.

Yes please.

I may be channeling Louise Belcher here, but I really want to slap him. But not because I love him.

I can't watch anyone play them either.

I'm just glad I moved out of Bellefonte before all that shit went down.

"We're building a new JoePa statue, way bigger than the last one. Really really nice statue. Gold, not bronze."

Reminds me of Joe Paterno. He had the good fortune to die right as his reputation was getting dragged through the mud. He still had god status at Penn State despite the fact he protected a child molester for the sake of football.