I don't think it was pod racing. They were headed towards Imperial Walkers.

Shizo Abe's weak stomach can't handle American parasites! No wonder Japan is failing. Sad!

I'll keep that in mind when my kid wants to have a sleepover.

I had a roommate with a labrador puppy named Isis. I would have rather lived with the terrorist group.

I prefer to remember it as the name of a spy agency.

Here's some crappy lettuce. Chop it yourself.

See also: Hodor

Me fail English? That unpossible!

Plus, Di Modica is really being a bully about the whole thing.

Once Charlie Hunnam stops expending so much energy trying to fake an American accent, he can focus on acting. And he's not terrible.

Waldo?

I learned my lesson after buying that $40 bottle of Jimmy Buffet branded non-alcoholic margaritas.

In other news, Spicer is still employed.

When the walk there became more difficult than the walk home, enough was enough.

Zach is giving the Batman-related Snyders a bad name.

I know if I defended Hitler at work, I'd get fired. And I don't even speak publicly for the goddamn president.

She actually signs for him. You know, because he's illiterate.

Discuss matters of national security at a country club dining room, but for fucks sake, DON"T DIVULGE DETAILS ABOUT THE EASTER EGG ROLL!

Come on, Forgetting Sarah Marshall wasn't that bad.

In college my friends and I tried starting a tradition where we would walk down to McDonalds on the first day of Spring and each eat 20 McNuggets. A tradition we gladly cast aside after a couple of years.