Preferably in mid-flight.

Quick Man?

Equally surprised his children want to be that close to him.

"The dining room, deep in the hotel, is a broad space of high ceilings and coving, with thick carpets to muffle the screams. It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you."

Does that mean Tom Holland's Spiderman is going to be the equivalent of Trump? Because… shit.

I don't know what they were expecting, the sign on the store was clearly marked:

Not my kid. She watches a grown ass man play video games on the couch.

Something about legumes!

You can't put a price on being the subject of GJI.

I don't recall her saying any lines in X-Men Apocalypse.

First Empire flooring, now The Empire.

Kelly Ann?

Rick Allen can manage without an arm. Step up, Kim.

Still don't know what "woke" means, still not going to look it up.

I just don't know anymore. I wanted to cover my bases just in case.

I was listening to WTF once (don't hate me) and John C. Reilly was on. Apparently he is a very private individual. But Maron got him talking about clowns and it turns out Reilly is very into clowning as an art. It was actually somewhat interesting listening to him talk about the history and traditions in clowning…

Let's wait until he's gone from the Earth before getting happy.

I Mandela'd this news years ago.

Wait, all this Russian shit is still in control?

The reasons not to buy a My Pillow just keep adding up.