Little known fact, Gareth Edwards was walking around muttering that one day and it had absolutely nothing to do with Rogue One. Gary Whitta overheard him and assumed he was talking about the characters.

I did love Bob's continued tolerance/resignation to his kids' shenanigans.

There's more than one?

Well, the only potential pilot dies in a explosive crash, so no Australia trips anytime soon.

I used to drive a Honda Element and my God are Aztecs hideous.

I've visited Amtrak's NE Corridor dining car. And I've wondered.

"You see, Tucker, I have tiny hands. Do you have any idea how hard it is to hold a book with these hands? It's hard. Who knew holding a book would be so hard. Now, a TV remote… TV remotes are perfect for these tiny hands."

That's my name for Imagine Dragons.

But will there be big-ass tits?

High school: Peter Gabriel's So.
College: NIN The Downward Spiral.
Married 13 years: music? What, do you want to wake the kid?

Get A Fucking Job, Internet

Tell that to my nephew when he was 6.

I had a lot more time to get to the movies 20 years ago. Now that my movie nights are less frequent I need to be strategic in what I see. As much as I love Trainspotting, the sequel doesn't scream "must see on a big screen in 3D".

Hopefully with the success of Deadpool and Logan we can start getting some R-rated fantasy.

From now on I am going to imagine the prequels as Del Toro films instead of actually watching the real ones, vastly improving the quality of my life.

Majora's Mask is the only Zelda game I've played where completion is really useful. Not fully necessary, but useful.

That was a pretty shitty pun.

In PA there's a lot of space between Philly and Pittsburgh, and it is filled with confederate flags.

(low grumbly voice)

I just write my witty comments on my computer screen.