6:4 = 3:2

I would have liked to see the plane make it over the hills then see an explosion in the distance. The nose dive right after takeoff was pretty funny (and this is supposed to be a comedy), but it was a little too slapstick and cheapened the impact of his death.

"What, you mean help you now? Like, this very instant because I'm the fastest man alive and I could at least try to pull you out of there? Well, I suppose could…. Oops, too late."

As cool as it would be if it were intentional, I got a feeling it had happened before and nobody really cared.

Tuck you and your puns.

The fact that 2/3 of the fake magazines from Futurama were robot porn makes me happier than it should. A great reminder of why that show was a treasure.

Don't forget about Ben Carson, his other black friend sycophant.

Here's your explanation:

Looper.

Gaming was actually a pain point when Mrs. fcz1 and I started living together (~1.5 years before marriage). She complained about it once, my reply was "what do you think I did when I lived alone and you weren't over?" She eased up.

"Yo, why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man?"
-Beastie Boys

And for using Megan Crowley to get applause. Despite the fact the her father's medicine is produced in Belgium by a French-owned company and costs ~$300K per year.

But it was mentioned in an episode of Breaking Bad!

New Belgium

Noooooo ooooooone sucks dick like Gaston!

Hey JJ, how about a sampling of that great acting in the form of a trailer?

They also have a basic understanding of their characters.

A teabag.

Loser only made it 40 days. Sad!

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