Are you suggesting it is possible to shut him up? Other than duct tape and a sewing kit, I'm not sure you can.

BAM!

I want an appearance from The Jew, The Italian, and the Red-headed Gay.
played by David Wain, Ken Marino, and Kevin Allison, respectively.

Like Gene, I have an older and a younger sister. I get it.

Put Affleck in Nolan's movies and we're on to something.

That doesn't make sense. Bruce Wayne and Batman are clearly two different people.

I'll take your word for it.

Hey, a comedian made fun of a politician! Thanks for the alert, internet!

"Just keep smiling while they take this picture and pretend to be interested in learning from your elders.'"
-Ryan Gosling's inner monologue

"Leto was reluctant to give us the character, but then we drove a dump truck of money up to his front door."
-Skrillex

Michelangelo was in the Lego Movie along side of Michelangelo.

No Chevy, they aren't real drug dealers, just actors playing them. Stop trying to buy coke.

Takes me back to my first car, which proudly displayed an L7 bumper sticker along with NIN and Primus Sucks.

Oooh, I hope the Ladies of Sex and the City make a cameo.
(or is it Sex in the City? Seriously, I forget.)

Crackpot.

Right. Phil and Todd's hair hasn't even grown back yet.

Speaking of Conchords, I was reminded of the episode "The Actor", where the Conchords hired Will Forte to pretend to be a record producer to make Murray feel better. Forte was working at a dry cleaners doing a bunch of terrible character voices. Nice reflection there when he was impersonating his team of MMA…

I've seen interviews with George Lucas after Episode 1 where he kept saying "Nay-boo". To this day I don't know if he was mispronouncing a planet in his own movie or he let everyone in his own movie mispronounce a planet.

Cops got a lot better when they started to Rock.

a life philosophy that he calls “the irony of human action”—almost everything we do turns out opposite from our intentions, and often in the most grotesque ways