Let me tell you about your blood, Zac. It ain't Coca-Cola.

A friend of mine would always stage action figures for pictures (though not nearly as professionally as these) quite often. He died very unexpectedly a couple of years ago from a rare heart condition nobody knew he had. When his brother was cleaning out his house he found a Wampa figure in his freezer with Hoth Luke…

The illegitimate son of Pepe the King Prawn and Kermit the Frog.

Great Job, AV Club editors!

I'm from the US and I refer to my shows as my stories all the time.

Whoa whoa whoa. You must be new to the internet. You can't learn a lesson here. Just yell a lot that you are right and everyone else is wrong.

Alright Murthi, is it Lewis or Louis. Your review says both.

I think you mean Oded Fehr, not Mehr.

It sounds like pretty much the entire cast just has their shit together. They had a good thing then voluntarily dropped out of the limelight without milking their 15 minutes or ending up in tabloids. Therefore we pretty much forgot about it.

Alexander Skarsgard should be seen and not heard.

I can't wait to get Out of Africa.

I didn't know who Tucker Max was before reading this. I look forward to about 10 minutes from now when I forget about his existence.

Honest answer: different people like different things. The original poster is probably being sarcastic (AV Club and all) but today's pumpkin beers are not gluten free. They are traditional beer with pumpkin pie spices added. Few have any actual pumpkin in them. Personally I can handle one or two pumpkin beers a…

Though Lochte would make a good circus sideshow attraction.

Hey, I live in Jersey and… Well… Yeah okay.

Go put all your Jonah Hill movies into storage with your U2 albums until we say it is okay.

he can’t seem to inspire anything but midtempo pop with the musical consistency of vanilla pudding.

She has a torrid love affair with the Maximum Overdrive demon truck.

That tank wasn't filled with gasoline, it was filled with McFlurries.

Mrs. fc1 has a PhD. A great way to piss her off is to point out the stupid things she says with the phrase "and they have you a PhD?".