You must be confused. This is Grand Theft Auto.

WRONG!

Here's a glass of.. Milk? Water? for ya too!

Just as soon as I add some Hot sauce!

How about some jelly-filled donuts to go with that coffee?

my name is Bond.

Don't you hate it when you're going to a place you love and you suddenly walk into a rip in the time-space continuum?

Let me save you all a lot of trouble:

As soon as I see the word "dashcam" I immediately watch it. It could be 2 girls 1 cup redux but it's on a dashcam, I'm watching it.

But it isn't 40 years old. It's completely bespoke other than the body.

Just because you're a police officer doesn't mean you can break all notions of safety and common sense on the road.

this, all of this:

No, that's classy as shit, son.

FYI, since Fix-a-Flat was mentioned. Some tire centers and such will refuse to repair your tire if you spray that stuff into it.

I dunno, watching it gave me a bit of perspective on my day. Living it all like you could die instantly any second is always the way to go. Stuff like this is a good reminder.

Startlingly horrific for not only the families but the drivers that were behind them. That's gotta be something heavy on your mind "If I hadn't let him in, that'd be me" or "If I had just made that last light, I'd be the one in front".....I sincerely hope something was wrong with the semi-truck and that it wasn't a…

That was like watching a very horrible magic trick making four+ vehicles just disappear. Just terrible....

*cries*

"Sup bro hand me the controller.. it's my turn"