Does anyone have the CarFax for this thing?

Couldn't agree more. I've seen it three times and those opening GIFs along with Redbone's soundtrack make me want to see it again. [and again. and again. xD]

Thank you, internet.

This was a wonderfully written article; I caught myself smiling several times while reading through it. That Mercedes is very classy, and that Buick screams badassery and yet comfort.

So we can have the Duck Hunt Dog but not Wolf?

*fangasaming intensifies*

Is it true that the Taurusceptor is relatively small on the inside when compared to its exterior dimensions?

I know there are people out there who will say: "HEY MAN! ONE FIFTY IS ONE FIFTY! BETTER THAN ZERO!!!" But the simple truth is, that's not the case when it comes to buying a car. As an example, say you walk into a Chrysler dealership and you have a pulse. BOOM! You just got yourself $150 off, right there, regardless…

"I mean, you don't actually think a Chrysler dealer would give an adult raccoon $150 off, do you? Of course not! They'd give it some pine nuts, and then try to sell it a Grand Caravan."

I believe that it is only the Crown Vic, but I'm not entirely sure to be honest. Anyhow;

Fair enough.

The best way to tell is by looking at the car's VIN. There are certain three-character designations in the Crown Victoria's VIN that tell you what the car is. The descriptions below are accurate as of 2002+; the designations meant different things and certain ones weren't used before '02.

I'm glad that I stand out in the comments so well, ha.

2006-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. It is not the extended wheelbase version.

Someone put together the cheapest one of these things that you can. It's a shame that crank windows, sealed-beam headlights, and a bench seat with a column gear selector aren't options for a fleet model or something along those lines.

This is one of the weirdest lightbars I've ever seen. The photo doesn't appear to have been taken in the States, so perhaps that's why.