It doesn't get more 1980s than wire hubcaps, a landau top, cloth velour interior, a wood-trimmed dashboard, and chrome. The styling appears to have been done with a ruler, and that's why I love it so much. The Town Car of the era screamed boat-like excess, and yet executive success, in the best way possible.
I was thinking Ford, but the Fiat works too!
All of these spoonerisms sound like horrible Chinese knock-offs of the actual products.
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Don't forget the Five-Hundred!
There is a chance for improvement, look at Chevrolet post-bailout;
It was only because GM ruined the brand(s) with a ridiculous amount of badge-engineering and early-2000s era GM cheapness. Oldsmobile in particular made some fantastic cars back in the day and I would love to see them return, perhaps as a retro inspired brand.
I must give you credit then; supporting something that hasn't quite hit mainstream acceptance surely isn't easy, especially when attempting to explain said "something" to others. :D
I'm not even vaguely familiar with what this individual does; I would've been completely lost without your description regarding electronic music, heh.
How are you even supposed to read the name?
Mark my words, someone will find a way to make you rethink that statement.
The worst part about these ads is that, on certain channels, they'll play at least twice EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN COMMERCIAL BREAK. They've made me do the exact opposite of what they wanted to accomplish; I'll never consider purchasing a 500 just to spite the person that signed off on this campaign.
Does it have a gear-selector on the steering column? I can't quite tell from here.
Oh, hai Tails!
POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT!
Folks, I believe that we have a winner.
