They didn't let Ben Franklin write the Declaration of Independence, possibly the most significant document in American history, because they thought he was going to troll it. I have a new hero.

By paying with another squirrel's nuts;)

While I'd have to argue for my truck (1974 Chevy C10), it's admittedly not the prettiest thing.

Because factory stacks (on a gas engine, not diesel!) candy-red paint, tasteful wood trim, and classic decals.

'56 Ford F-100

So? It gets the job done. Why overbuild something designed to last for one flight. Tape is probably lighter than the alternative.

Bentley's "Butt Plug Red". It's a deep, penetrating color which just fits so nicely.

Dude, you've got life figured out.

Pretty sure breaking the symmetry helps, so one front and one rear is good, or sunroof plus any other window. At least that's my experience, but never in a crew cab pickup.

I'd just pay the remaining $200 and buy the damn car.

Reggae was actually first invented by the Chinese in 1958 by this man, Ba Bu Ma Li.

At this point the announcement could be a 14 second clip of them saying "So yeah, you know literally everything about this phone, here ya go" and that would be ok, lol. I don't think they even tried to keep it a secret, there is quite a hype train around it thanks to all the leaks.

I'm excited, my Nexus S needs to…

This 3 cylinder twostroker Syrena?

"... he found eight bodies inside, posed in crouching positions near the wall and surrounded by stone utensils, pottery and decorative items.

Well, it is sort of a MILF car.

Chemex is great but taste isn't even close too moka pot :D

My favorite coffee, short of a good italian/spanish espresso machine, still comes from a simple, oldschool Greca: