I was dating a guy. The first time i went to his apartment, he offered me a bottle of water. He opened this immaculate, perfectly organized fridge: Labels forward, rows like a military cemetery. It was some serious Sleeping With the Enemy looking shit. When he left the room, I checked the pantry. Same thing. It was…

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

Here is a fun write-up that you might want to read that I enjoy pointing to when people think it makes sense to whine about innocence until proven guilty and burdens of proof in acquaintance rape situations when only a person’s reputation is at stake:

Seriously. This site should be called OKKK Cupid.

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

Why bother? You’re just going to be playing Fallout 4 again today on your parent’s couch.

Perfect burn. 9/10.

It's the mad cow.

He struggled to crack 4 ypc.

I disagree. The early games dealt with conspiracies run by historical figures, many of them religious. Nothing is wrong with alt-history. But given how the series seamlessly and carefully mixed reality with fiction, I think the disclaimer showed the gravity of the story they were telling and how they weren’t trying to…

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

Funny you ask. As someone who has officiated, and often looks at the game thru an officials eyes, the instant I saw him bat the ball, my first reaction was to say, “oh boy, this can be an issue”. As someone who has officiated, I know the rule, and I know it’s a rule that is not often enforced, because it’s something…

Andy Reid: [raises hand] Are we not counting the cardiac variety?

As always, Jezebel screws up NH stories. The bartenders guides were NOT purchased to be sold to customers. They were bought as reference guides for employees. In NH, the liquor stores are state run. That means that these are state employees who didn’t seem to think that they should be required by the state to discuss…

You just made my morning. :)

He’s dead on. It’s amazing (not really) how difficult it is for the media to report simple bs like a meme accurately. It’s perfectly reasonable to compare extremist Muslims to Nazis. Is it a dumb meme? Of course. Is Schilling dumb for tweeting that crap and not expecting outrage? Yes. Is what he said racist? Fuck no.…

OK cool. I’ve got 100 family members who I see regularly and love (Xmas is 70 people, minimum, on my dad’s side). We have 50 friends we see regularly and love, and they all have spouses and kids. My fiance’s parents owe their basic survival in the U.S. to their network of friends who insured they didn’t starve.