I was dating a guy. The first time i went to his apartment, he offered me a bottle of water. He opened this immaculate, perfectly organized fridge: Labels forward, rows like a military cemetery. It was some serious Sleeping With the Enemy looking shit. When he left the room, I checked the pantry. Same thing. It was…

Uhh... Please be Cloverfield 2?

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

MORNING STAR by Pierce Brown (Red Rising trilogy, book 3)

Hey, you forgot Morning Star, the third in the Red Rising trilogy by Pierce Brown that’s coming out Feb. 9.

Here is a fun write-up that you might want to read that I enjoy pointing to when people think it makes sense to whine about innocence until proven guilty and burdens of proof in acquaintance rape situations when only a person’s reputation is at stake:

Seriously. This site should be called OKKK Cupid.

WHAT?! No “Golden Son” from Pierce Brown?

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

Teams of researchers have been unable to prove conclusively whether or not the computer actually takes advantage of true quantum effects.

Why bother? You’re just going to be playing Fallout 4 again today on your parent’s couch.

Perfect burn. 9/10.

It's the mad cow.

He struggled to crack 4 ypc.

I disagree. The early games dealt with conspiracies run by historical figures, many of them religious. Nothing is wrong with alt-history. But given how the series seamlessly and carefully mixed reality with fiction, I think the disclaimer showed the gravity of the story they were telling and how they weren’t trying to…

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

Funny you ask. As someone who has officiated, and often looks at the game thru an officials eyes, the instant I saw him bat the ball, my first reaction was to say, “oh boy, this can be an issue”. As someone who has officiated, I know the rule, and I know it’s a rule that is not often enforced, because it’s something…

Andy Reid: [raises hand] Are we not counting the cardiac variety?