Here’s looking at you, Malala.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Better question, what can we get for Chicago? I feel like the Europeans would overvalue it, and we could get something kick-ass in exchange.

As far as these things go I would take this over the mess that is going on with Kane or what went on with Winston.

I am so goddamn sick and tired of this “waah, everybody gets trophies nowadays” shit.

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

Huh. I read that paragraph as within the context of the “NFL’s courtroom.”

I went to bed around 8:30 a.m.

He was provoked when, after asking where one could get a cheesesteak with Swiss, hitchBOT casually mentioned that Donovan McNabb got a raw deal from the fans.

Am I the only person who thinks it’s ethically questionable to be posting some rando bro’s face without (as far as I can tell from the narrative presented here) his consent just for being a creepy, bro-tastic bro wearing a gross t-shirt? Like, on your twitter account, whatever; but posting it to Jezebel...?

“ You can’t help but cock your head to the side and wonder if there really is something to all of this.”

I’ll just have you know that my Fridays at work are spent hitting refresh until Shade Court gets posted.

Let’s not talk about how the sausage was made, okay?

... that is all

#neverforget #nevergetsold

“... daughter of Vietnamese immigrants, mother Bich Ha “

If a single life could be saved with a drop off box then I don’t see the problem??

To top it off, he drilled this guy's statue in the ass on his way out.