Maybe Pedro would be alive if he had a gun too.

Well, unfortunately mom has to get the clothes out of the dryer in the basement and that’s right behind my sweet gaming rig. She says boobies is bad. I’ve complained about being 40 and how I should be able to look at what I want. But she just goes on and on about it being her house and me getting a job, blah, blah. So…

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

Oyster crackers over saltines is a bad take. Who ranks crackers by their ability to be a mediocre noodle in a soup that doesn’t need it?

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

Fuck Dino.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

It never fails to amaze how sports leagues are capable of swift, decisive action when the purpose is to be a bunch of dickbags.

Can we start a foundation for women who have to travel for abortions that pays for the cost of transport, accommodation, medical costs, child care, and lost wages? Because I want to do that!

This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

Why is it disgusting? I would not mind if he came to my HBCU. I support his right to speak and if my campus said we would host any candidate who got 5% or more, then we would honor our word. Even if it is person we do not like or have the same views.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

I hate it when I come to Deadspin hoping to see a Haisley posted soccer gif, or a Jamboroo and wind up spending 30 minutes reading a well-written, longform article that causes introspection.

The Man in The High Castle has HBO potential but ABC execution

I fucking HATE Kars4Kids with a passion. Everyone involved in the creation of that commercial should be exiled to a remote island away from the rest of society. The kids can get a pass I guess, as long as they never show their face in another commercial again.

Finally, Kars4Kids can have some room to BREATHE.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

That graph is really awkward to use. I can only hope interactive graph building becomes automated.