2014+ yes. 2007-2010 are the ones with real issues.

2014+ yes. 2007-2010 are the ones with real issues.

2014+ Mini Cooper S

2nd hand Mini’s are affordable, and the 2014+ model is very reliable and can be bought as a 4 door.

And you drive the same car as everyone else.

A terrible understeering mess to drive.

BOOORING. Everyone and their mother has a GTI in the Northeast.

Funky, classic, unique, reliable (this generation), economical, and a TON of fun. They come in a 4 door as well.

This is not what I initially though it was going to be when I read “sukka-mobile,” but what I thought of is spelled "cyka" I suppose.

Supra > Z4

Nissan is insane for not bringing out any new Frontiers, Xterras, or Armadas in the U.S.

The actual answer is Mini Cooper S or JCW. It’s chic enough that I see them in wealthy areas, and is really fun to drive, quick, AND economical.

I'd get a MINI.

I paid less than that for my MINI Cooper S and it's a more reliable, better built, better handling, and faster car. 

I don’t really feel bad for a hoarder that let all those car’s rot then sent them to the scrapyard. He's got issues.

As a guy who is slowly but surely moving up to the level of elitist yacht club asshole I can assure you we are not all old racist misogynistic cunts. I'm a young racist misogynistic cunt. Just kidding, it's like any other demographic, there are good people and bad people, and a lot of douches in between. 

Are you kidding me? The design is literally perfect.

I drive an ‘08 Cooper S and it is very sad watching MINI’s get bigger and ridiculously expensive with time. A Cooper S now can be optioned well into the $30k’s.

I’ve already seen 3 Urus in the wild, I’ve only seen 1 Diablo my whole life.

It's ugly and it looks like a minivan.