But everyone I meet isn't crazy, only half the population. 

The way women think and behave is 100% illogical. It's not about my interaction with them.

I understand bell curves, but you forgot the other 50% of the population.

Just because crazy is the norm, doesn't mean they aren't crazy.

Working on it.

Yeah, it is.

I think it looks amazing, and it is the best looking car Ferrari has made in quite some time.

nah mate you just ruined it.

“Silly boys, Jeeps are for girls"

Women are all psychopaths, never met a normal one.

Jeep People: We’re going to honor this school shooting victim.

I would buy that Clubman in a heartbeat. It’s an awd 300 hp compact wagon, it’s exactly what I want.

People drove taxis as a job. Stop blaming the poor and start blaming corporations.

Oh no people did donuts it’s the end of the world. Typical overreaction by the police.

That can happen in any race car. 

That's exactly it. It happens in completely dead spots, at like 2 a.m. No one is around. It's been done here for nearly a century it's not about to stop any time soon.

You all can talk as much shit as you want, but cars are for having fun in, not standing in a parking lot with your dick in your hand next to your car.

It looks hella sexy like the coupe, but has 4 doors for your bitches. What’s not to love?

There’s nothing wrong with doing burnouts and donuts for a crowd in a parking lot. I think it’s stupid that Jalopnik’s stance is “we don’t condone this behavior.”

That’s just an old VW. Are the Chinese planning on destroying our economy by selling us unreliable SUV's? What a genius evil plan.