Shut up nerd.

The Fiesta ST had a torsion beam too. I prefer a quality rear suspension setup like on my Mini but sometimes it’s just not necessary.

The Mk8 isn’t.

Mini actually has a large aftermarket and the F56 gen IS very reliable. 

Overall quality is substantially higher. Samsung is the worst (dishwasher). I sell appliances.

I think the rear 3/4 view and the window line are the worst angles. It is so blandly generic, nothing on it says BMW. The windows look like a cross between a Mustang and an Accord coupe.

Ignorant people keep telling me how bad FWD is and how they all understeer, but understeer is induced by the driver. A good set of tires and a stiff sway bar and you'll never get understeer. 

Why not just drive a truck irl.

Actually the GLB is larger but cheaper than the GLC. The interior on the A/B cars are not as nice though.

You could use a 4 door Mini for baby duty. I don't get Americans' obsession with size.

It would get a 1 in acceleration for a Dougscore.

This happened to me a year ago, an old man reversed full speed out of a burger king, straight across a highway intersection, stopped then went full speed forward and smashed the Burger King drive-through, and full speed reversed back across the highway and smashed through a Wendy’s injuring multiple people.

This article just seems like it is unnecessarily attacking Pierce Brosnan. Then again, that’s all Jalopnik does these days, offer shitty hot takes.

Being advertised by a well known actor isn't something that comes for free. 

Mini Roadster JCW. About as much fun as you can have on 4 wheels.

BMW reliability isn't bad at all. This isn't the mid 2000's anymore.

The current M5 and M8 look very handsome.

A lot of people got their checks and went grocery shopping dude. All the grocery stores were packed.

Switching from Statefarm to Geico saved me $250 a month.

Slow, ugly, and feels cheap. The only thing it has going for it is that it's nicer than a base model Fiesta.