He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

The time is right for the big comeback:

On what page will he introduce the (not) mysterious floating red ball of (not) mysterious liquid?

Still a better fandom than Avatar.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

Plus, how often do you see an actual terrarium fire? It’s not a realistic thing to worry about.

This is the correct take. The Warriors looked to be running out of steam in previous rounds. Their core players essentially added a sixth season’s worth of games in the process of their last five playoff runs. The Clippers and a completely dysfunctional Rockets team both took them to six games. There are no asterisks.…

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

I contend that the Raptors’ championship is actually worth [checks xe.com] about 25.2% less than any previous title.

And for all the wanton Warrior bashing at times, it's a lesser league if we don't get see KD and Klay do their thing, regardless of which team they would be on. It's truly a cruel twist of fate that their bodies gave out right at the finish line, both as a team and individually with free agent paydays, well deserved,…

It’s a genuinely sad way to end the Warriors’ time in Oakland. It’s too bad they decided to adopt Silicon Valley’s mantra of “move fast and break things” at just the wrong time.

Where’s the Kickstarter for Key and Peele to reenact the scene of Crennel having to tell Winslow to maybe stop jerking it in front of everyone so much? I’ll pay double if the roommate who reports him is Ozamatazz Buckshank or Donkey Teeth.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

It’s getting harder to whitewash the issue of racism in America and while I don’t know if Disney wants to go there, they should explore how certain elements of the country would view the new Cap as illegitimate simply because of his skin color. 

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years.

Real “we’re all headin’ over to Gary’s to look at his new chest freezer” energy.