Huh... In Freak and Geeks the male “geek” characters were nerdy but not particularly smart. Lindsey the “smart girl” was definitely super-smart, though.

“Darth Maul, back on his bullshit...”

Banal celebrity news is much better if you imagine Werner Herzog talking about it.

They believed in you and it really speaks to what they saw in you. Look at you now. You have a whole lot of people that are so thankful for you. Keep writing truth to power and we will continue to read, learn, and grow. 

Look for their new album, Snoke on the Water — coming soon from Rancor Records.

Have a star and a hearty homage to the Rocketeer

You missed a step.

Yeah, the series is predictable and exactly what it’s “supposed” to be — and yet, if it’s predictable to have a whole team of Mandalorians jetpack into a Mexican standoff with Gatling blasters, perhaps we don’t really want anything too unexpected to happen with this series. The adult brain is free to complain about…

This is the exact line I used when I asked my wife to marry me.

He’ll be there long after Gruden. He just has to wait this year out then he can have a career ending injury next year as the starter.

Our Benevolent Overlord Victor Von Doom should preferably be played by a Romani actor.

Okay, it’s good that it explains how snapped humans are dealing with missing 5 years of their lives. I’m only interested in this movie because of that.

In Hell, Mitch will be impaled upon one of the Cones of Dunshire, just out of reach of a delicious lo-cal calzone.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

I think you prevent the Harden-pocalypse by simply acknowledging it’s a strategy that helps you in the regular but not post-season. We’ve seen him not get these calls every year in the playoffs and Houston’s response has been rattling their abacus at the NBA public instead of doing what would be pragmatic: change and e…

I wonder if this current Harden backlash is a result of a few years of everyone saying “oh God, anyone but the Warriors,” and then finally realizing what that could look like.

I do feel that the, “Harden is the logical end and counterpoint to the Warriors 3-point revolution” requires that Harden best the Warriors at least ONCE when it fucking mattered.
I’m crowning Kawhi the official counter-point and MVP.

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”