That vaguely reminds me of some “rape doesn’t just happen” campaign I saw. This guy was out rollerblading or something and went down a hill and ended up crashing dick first into some poor woman bent over loading something into the backseat of her car.

DANICA

Don't send that Red Rover from Dover over. Well, unless it can hover. I'd rather eat Russell Stover with clover. While watching Grover. I need to find myself a brand new lover. Go call your mother.

No thanks.

Boss: WTF!!!

Coming soon to Google Street View.

I suspect one of the headlights doesn't work either.

Yeah I was so fascinated by how bad it was that it actually sucked me in. The acting was horrible and I couldnt believe there was even some very recognizable actors in it. I mean Drew Barrymore?! I hope she fired her agent. I mean the kid driving the car was like 11 and he just told people he was short?!

1995 grand am god damn gt.

Those things remind me of the game cards in that terrible movie Motorama. I must have been really hung over that Saturday morning because as bad as that movie was, I sat on the couch through the whole thing.

The dreaded transmission replacement in a mk1 or mk2 Volkswagen.

Hopefully this makes an appearance too

50 Shades of Grey

NP - Who needs reverse anyway? Slap a number on the side, get a co-driver and find a Gumball Rally. To quote the late great Raul Julia "The first rule of Italian driving, what's behind me is not important."

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Here are some Marlboro Blacks not giving a fuck.