Well, it works if you consider small ball getting as few hits and runs as possible.

“What was he thinking?”

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

OK but why didn’t the bank alert them of fraud when he was charged $75 for tickets to a “professional” football game?

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

I didn’t hear that last part, could you speak up please?

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

That was dirty.

Today I learned: Sáček is the Czech equivalent of Sanchez.

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

Houston-Tulane was one of those college football matchups that, on paper, looked like its sole purpose was to serve more as gambling fodder than as a legitimate competition for each program.

It’s an alternate uni spotlighting their accent color, green actually is their primary color and what they normally wear