Libertarians are fucking morons.

Or dead. However that has to happen.

So many people have already been on the brink and the Trumpavirus has only made the situation worse. Anyone who doesn’t see that, in this time of survival, deserves neither respect or mercy. We need a million more Hardys.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

For the record: Ivanka does *NOT* like being referred to as ‘some broad’.

This is a seriously awesome take after reading an article which directly explains the harm caused by the performers real names being public. Although, apparently the deranged people that target them are not at fault, it is on them for choosing that profession in the first place.

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

Fantasy football is very popular.  You don’t need wild conspiracy theories like “L.A. Chargers fans exist” to explain these cheers.

Maybe next time use the guy aptly named “Thrower”.

he was stopped short of the goal line and some guy in black on the sideline absolutely losing his shit.

I feel for the kid. My first pick 6 in high school was foiled by an offensive lineman running me down. Not a good angle, he straight up caught me from behind.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

“He has a routine where he shuffles around the box and adjusts his cup or whatnot, and I was just having fun out there, just kind of giving it back to him in a good-natured, ribbing kind of way,”

You know what I don’t actually have to answer this.

I saw a Sixers one in Goodwill once and even for me it was clear that I could not buy it. It was too big, but it was the equivalent of bringing home a Chucky.

I demand to know:

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.