He said he never heard of rape and a man. How could his poor feeble mind possibly comprehend the concept? The MFer studied classics at Brown (or wherever).

I live in PA with a bunch of Penn State alums and I was absolutely shocked that they thought people were too harsh on Paterno and co. I was out with dinner with a few right after it happened and they were tying themselves in knots to cast the program as blameless. I asked them if they saw a kid getting raped at work…

As somebody who grew up in Pennsylvania, here is what I have heard about Joe Paterno for 40 years.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

No, Canadian.

Jesus, Nazareth... have mercy

I didn’t know you could dunk on a goalkeeper.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“Look, like whatever team you like, but don’t disrespect the city! You gotta be better than that!”
- Some idiot on Philadelphia radio tomorrow, probably.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

+2 (frozen) left feet

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

If only the AD had actually managed to hire Jon Gruden in 2017. There’s a real football coach that would never let anything embarrassing like this come to pass at a football team he was in-charge of!

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I like how McCarver blames the pitcher for not hustling on a ball that started over here:

Sounds like the same logic my former manager used for making nasty comments to my Italian-American co-workers about Soppressata and Mortadella whenever we were falling behind at work.