I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

PA, NJ, DE. There are places where three states converge that do not involve NY.

i’m neither for or against bernie. i’m just providing you with what you requested.

That kid had learned that reaction when his dad, on “his Wednesday damn it,” sat down only to find out that they got “the only damn pregnant waitress in this whole Hooters."

My opinion was forever altered in their favor after they allowed this to be their official music video for Hopeless Wanderer- perhaps the greatest video the internet has ever blessed us with

Listen, we’ve been married a long time. “Love” was bound to fall to “Like” at some point, OK?

YES. And I guarantee that every #boymom who says “well, my son has lots of energy/likes playing with toy trucks/makes fart jokes” because he’s a boy also uses that justification to excuse behavior that ranges from totally normal for a child that age (meltdowns and tantrums happen), to totally abnormal but justifiable,…

My guess is Barstool fans have a pretty nuanced take on union advocates in sports. I’m guessing they think of Andy Messersmith as being a team-first, scrappy and hustling labor man as opposed to Curt Flood and his athletic, showboating, individualistic take on worker’s rights. 

I guess we can infer that you would have been completely ready for professional athlete life at age 19 when you’ve been the best of your local age group and are suddenly thrust into the maelstrom of the highest echelons of the sport. No chance you might have had trouble adjusting to that because you're not "lazy" or…

Paris Hilton is “independently wealthy”? What definition are you using for “independently wealthy”?  Because it certainly can’t be the widely accepted one.

I’m the last person to consider myself a “Swifty” but having read the article, it strikes me as a tad disingenuous to leave behind the context in the author claiming advocacy / representation in her chosen “Welcome to New York” quote. In full it reads “And you can want who you want. Boys and boys and girls and girls”…

“Hey, you got southern drawl in my determined attitude.”

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

I think I’m speaking for all Philadelphians when I say the team’s lawsuit doesn’t hold wudder.

Draymond IS this generation’s version of Bill Laimbeer. If he wasn’t a part of the Warriors, they wouldn’t have had the near the success the past 5 years, so I’ll trade the cuddly image they could have had with the killers they’ve actually been any time. Teams are open about being physical with Steph to knock him off…