Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

I’d say that being a game out of the WC at the end of July and thus actively “contending” for a spot is the definition of a contender, yes.

They’re one game out of the second wild card spot and about to start a series with Tampa so....yeah.

Not too worried about misnaming child predators

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

A shady trucking company with an Italian name? Wow, surprising they'd be in the debt collection and loansharking business. Shocking.

I hope he beats this 

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

I did *not* expect a Salute Your Shorts reference on a Deadsping UFC article.

Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about___

I mean I’m SURE some dude is like, “Nuh-uh! You know this scale is real because it’s made with weights and levers and thus is 100% accurate! Not like some digital scale that can just poop out mumbo jumbo!”
Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about these scales being wrong!

You know what really ‘hurts the fanbase’?  Stealing a team and moving it to Oklahoma.

THEN HOW COME THEIR SEX IS COLD AND PERFUNCTORY?!!!

I’m not sure how you can say that a show that’s been running for nine years “isn’t really working out.”