5'6", 300 is basically spherical; no wonder the reflexes kicked in

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

Can’t wait for the Battle of Winterfell when Dee is suppose to be playing a slaughtered commoner but she keeps repositioning herself to look directly at the camera.

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

i think the best way to do replay is to institute a 30-second cap. if you can’t figure it out in the window then the call stands. you can fix the total fuck ups without it turning into what we saw last night

There are two possibilities that drivers have.

“I haven’t seen Ionescu school somebody like this since The Lesson!”

I really wonder what our relationship with Israel would be if they didn’t spend so much money on last season’s military gear.

I was an undergraduate when Popeye Jones played at Murray. I was in graduate school when Marcus Brown played. Exciting times! But I think I’ve been more excited this year. Ja Morant is unreal and even if the Racers lose in the next round, the school’s profile gets another major bump up. 

This tweet right before tipoff is my favorite of the tournament so far.

Also, considering you’re supposed to be the Guy Who Writes About College Hoops, why even hate on the Ohio Valley at all after today’s showing? Very nearly had two first round wins. I have no affiliation with it whatsoever, but it ain’t a bad conference. 

Just going to go out on a limb here and say that Ja rules.

It is extremely funny for Bill Simmons, who almost literally burned Grantland down on his way out the door while throwing a public tantrum & leaving unemployed journalists in his wake, to criticize Anthony Davis for making a simple trade request in private.

This isn’t about Anthony Davis seeking a trade. It’s about Anthony Davis seeking a trade to the Lakers when everyone knows the Celtics are entitled to his services. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

I think it’s great win for Kobayashi instead of The Usual Suspects.

Such disrespect for the legacy of Popeye Jones.

CONCERNED PARENT: Doctor, please! Is my son going to survive?