sir, this is an Arby’s

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Yeah. Shame about the country though.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

So... your argument is that because you’ve had terrible bosses, other people should too?

It constantly amazes me how one-legged most professional soccer players are.

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

Everyone, of course, except coach Chris Beard, whose doughy face immediately turned bright red

Very wise of him to seek protection.

Anyone who Oxycondones this bullshit is Dilaudid

“For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

He’s going to win the primary, and you’re going to cast your vote for him in the general.

*Sigh*... Demographic breakdowns by gender and white/non-white status on page 15/29. The prompt is: “As I read each name, please say if you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of these people or if you have never heard of them”

59% favorable rating for Sanders among non-white respondents vs. 56% for Biden, 29% for…

Yeah, so Sanders has perhaps the largest proportion of PoC voter support out of any 2020 candidate, but sure, go ahead and erase them because they don’t share your centrist positions

Literally one of the biggest stories of the 2018 midterms was AoC, who went out to campaign with Sanders, who will most likely endorse…

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

If that towel was a peshtemal, hammam or fouta, could we say the ref Blew Rondo a la Turk?

Taco Bell will pay for it!

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.