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My first thought was “stay healthy?”

“He can do stuff that Chris Paul and Derrick Rose can’t.”

Why does Three Billboards keep getting roped into these discussions? It’s a film about police brutality, not race—although the two are often connected in real life, they aren’t in the movie. Secondly, it’s a fucked up black comedy where none of the characters are intentionally pure evil or pure good; it ends with the

Another take:

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

In recent years, the Yankees have been very comfortable with a rapidly declining SS in their lineup. Gotta re2pect the move here.

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

  • FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

Blake Griffin won ROY after missing his first season. After David Robinson was drafted, two entire seasons elapsed, and then he began playing and won ROY.

Considering Simmons and Mitchell had played the exact same number of NBA games (zero) before last season, I’d say they were both rookies.

Well he’s obviously not going to take a jump shot.

so you can touch live balls and not get a penalty? sweet.”

Maloney is not the first radical republican to try and get rid of Andrew Johnson.

I’d go the one that I could at least show off down at the local park.  2.  

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

There must be a Russian oligarch out there who would like to buy this garbage for fifty million dollars over asking price.

tennessee might just have to learn the hard a way.

This is what happens when you ask Penny for his thoughts.