Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.
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That egotism really shines through in this section.
I’m shocked no one thought to mention that it’s a safety issue. On both sides.
As a healthy, active person who just finished a year as a pizza delivery driver (to pay off some bills), I can tell you right away who would get their delivery walked straight to their door and who wouldn’t. If your building, apartment complex, or neighborhood was known for leaving little or no tip, you are going to…
“I just played <word> in Scrabble and it’s worth <x> points.”
I think the league is fine with losing a few defensive players if it means keeping marquee quarterbacks playing.
I will not sit here and let you accuse Flacco of trying to get Jackson killed. Clearly, anyone who has watched Flacco play over his career can watch the video and know he was targeting the tight end Nick Boyle (#86) on that throw.
a bunch of children on hand at the Please Touch Museum
I bet you regret getting the Japanese symbol for “I can eat 50 eggs” tattooed on your left arm, huh?
I hope he gets 4 to 12 questions about it every week.
Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?
Every Patriot fan about everything, ever? Are you serious or just a Pats fan?
They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…
“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”
God, this Bill Belichick-Robert Kraft-Tom Brady relationship is going to make such a great sports movie when it finally gets made. But does anyone know when Kevin Spacey, Martin Sheen, and Air Bud’s shooting calendars will all be free at the same time next?
“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”
“It seems wild that a team coming off its first playoff appearance in 14 years could be teetering on the brink of an internal collapse,”
This is so good. I hope it gets
I didn’t know Davis was Irish.