The only acceptable headline is "HEY DARNOLD!!!" with "Move it Football Head!!" in smaller letters underneath. 

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Makes me sad that he’s become a punching bag. Dude played his ass off for a bunch of Bulls teams that had no shot without Rose, did a ton of awesome stuff in the community, and seemed like a genuinely nice human being.  Thibs really did grind all those dudes to dust though.  

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

Pictured: Belichick’s exit interview with anyone hired away from the Pats to be a head coach

The last close shave he had was in 1996.

If there’s anything I know about people from South Philly it’s that they wouldn’t shovel snow if they had flamethrowers. 

I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that Peter King predicted the Lions to win the NFC this year. 

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

Clearly, LaMantia thought Appalachian is just another appellation.

She should have slapped the shit out of that official, I applaud her restraint.

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

Annoyingly, it’s a bad habit.

We get it, Brady isn’t a receiver. You don’t have to rub his nose in it. 

I was gonna go off on a rant about how fucking stupid the NCAA is but — fuck it -- everyone already knows ... oh well, whatever, never mind.

Goodell should hire Jezebel to define what a catch is.

Chik-Fil-A one hundred times more overrated over Shake Shack. It’s a fucking FRIED CHICKEN CUTLET.

Chik-fil-a and Oregon. #corrections