You’re right, my Monday could have been worse: I could have been living in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Hopefully, the justice system won’t whitewash this crime. 

These two statements would seem to slightly contradict themselves.

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

“Somebody’s got to call a spade a spade.”

“Jerry will be remembered for pushing out Hinkie. He’ll be remembered for disrupting and short-circuiting Hinkie’s cosmic-brain project, and worse, he’ll be remembered for discarding Hinkie’s cynical, game-theory-esque approach to basketball in favor of [gulp] nepotism. The Colangelos will be remembered for trading up…

Edit: replace ‘progressive’ with ‘neo-liberal’. Progressives don’t fetishize minorities. We talk about assisting them thru fair economic practices. That’s one of the reasons idiots kept calling Bernie a racist. This type of behavior is very indicative of ‘liberals’, and is why Republicans use words like ‘virtue…

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

Congratulations to the Braves announcers for using the words “embarrassing,” “embarrassed,” “do things the right way,” “unprofessional,” “professionalism,” and “respect” in a conversation about the t-shirts baseball players wear while practicing.

Who do the Braves think they are? The Cardinals?

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY

This is literally the happiest he’s looked in 4 years.

a dude works out with Boris Diaw ONE TIME and you all give him shit for it. 

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

feed her to a bear

It sounded like “Every game is..” was more of a throwaway line so that anyone listening couldn’t turn it around on him and say “Gabe doesn’t try to win all of the games!”

You’re honestly criticzing Kapler for trying to win a game while his team is tied for first place with 60% of the season behind him. And the game is against one of the playoff race competitors.