Kinda weird that he didn’t use glue for such a big and complex project.

ummm you forgot the arguably best adaptation of a video game to movie and that is Mario Bros.

the video isnt out yet. what hes saying is basically “if you subscribe, you will be notified when the video comes out”. as far as i know, youtube cant restrict videos to subscribers only, but i could be wrong

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

does emulation mean, if i have a physical copy of the game, i can play it on ps4??

Albert Burneko drowns his fries in ketchup and says yes when the waitress asks if pepsi is ok.

Albert Burneko is a selfish lover and enters the same contest multiple times on FanDuel.

It sends the wrong message to boys whose parents are too lazy to raise them properly. So out they go.

I doubt you would get Attempted Murder: Probably Vehicular assault or Aggravate Assault. The motorcyclist would likely get a ticket for an illegal pass, but that doesn't give a driver license for intentionally hitting someone with a vehicle.

Looks fairly obviously intentional on the video to me.

You’d have to prove it was intentional.

100% correct!

He consciously used his vehicle as a weapon.

The driver should be charged with attempted murder - but because he “only” hit a motorcycle, he won’t be.

Why the hell is even the BEAR in a cheesecake pose with a shiny bubble butt?

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

Why do you say that? It’s procedurally generated and made of math, that’s about the least complicated scenario for a VR addition

Except you really do need math if you have any interest in engineering, computer science, physics, chemistry, medicine, architecture, ecology, business... hell, even the Recreation Management students at my college had to take Prob Stats. My sister took more levels of calculus than I ever knew existed and she works in…

As a science teacher, I’m going to stand up for dissections. There’s definitely way better ways to do it—-buying the frogs or pigs or anything like that is terrible. I’m personally a vegetarian, so I was against that from the beginning. But a local aquarium near my school hosts dissections and my students got to…