So long as we’re picking out the least practical military vehicles of the Star wars universe-

I believe one of them is being punched in the genitals, and another is getting punched by the genitals. I forget which one.

3.34, Car is like “I don’t wanna live on these roads anymore”

Oh no , how terrible. Sex is terrible ! We should all be ashamed! What is happening to the world ! Someone find me some pearls to clutch !

#aerithlives confirmed

There was a guy in our student halls. Two things you need to know about him, He was obese, and he was a “Nice Guy”. The way he behaved around women made you think he was the creepiest creep that ever creeped.

Not much man, whassup with you ?

It's Theatre studies class. My friend walks into class late, coffee in hand. He gets a dirty look from the teacher.

They don't, he makes ends meet via patreon.

Oh god, I was at a restaurant for a friends birthday, when I accidentally took out a kid. I was just walking towards my table when I heard a scream, and realised I had just walked through a six year old, essentially punting him onto his face. I was mortified, I helped the kid up and apologised, and didn't think too…

You know it's bad when Gamergaters get censored by 4chan. It's like Al Qaeda sending you a note telling you "Steady on, I think you may have gone too far there chaps".

In theory they keep pretty good records of the incisions they make doing autopsies, so it should be simple to track what the previous person has done, and separate the damage caused by the autopsy from those caused during life. Not to mention that the incisions caused by a scalpel on dead tissue are different from…

This may sound like a stupid question, but how do you change the volume on the Soundcloud widget ?

An odd choice of image, all things considered

Did it again.

Finally.

So that leaves the Hydra, whom I hear gives lots of head.

It sickens me when character design forces people to play as a character who is not beautiful. I vomited on my game controller the first time I played as Marcus Phoenix. Literally blew chunks.

The cold glass pressed against my face, as I gazed down on one of the great wonders of the universe. I had heard about it, been shown pictures. But only now did I realise that I never believed it. Until now.

"'I'm okay" he said, beads of sweat dripping down his forehead. "It's just my wife".