BRING BACK PSYCHO SPROUT

Well, I guess that leaves it up to us to find the shipwreck then.

Finn and Kylo Ren should not have survived in the final fight. Finn got his spine burned out, and Kylo Ren takes a lightsaber to the FACE ! And they were only burned and not gruesomely dismembered.

Ermahgerd! Electric Nachos !

Those egg council creeps got to you didn’t they !

Americanese is a beautiful language , like Chinish, Brazili, and absolutely nothing like Englandian and Australitian.

It’s fine, better that he take his time and get it done well, rather than rush it.

This reminds me of the time Terry Pratchett was invited to talk at my university. Well, it wasn’t by the university itself, it was by a student club. They used to (and I think they still do) run a convention called “picoCON”. I am going to repeat the story as it was told to me. Except with the swearing removed.

Because Khan is meant to be genetically superior. It would make no sense that he isn’t white. /s

From the original episode in which he first appeared, “Space Seed”, a portrait that was used to identify him as Khan.

The Warhammer sounds like it would have been awesome. That would have been a cool bit of space action.

Other great reviews:

Wait, is this not an obscene gesture in the US ?

“Okay, let’s never do that again”

Hey, this Batmobile has two seats. Nice nod to the absence of the boy wonder. I can imagine Batman looking at the empty seat and hating himself a little bit.

Yeah, I fully expect that the aliens will lead their attack with a virus for our computers as a nod to the original, and a sign that there won’t be some goldblum ex machina to save us this time. Which is when they pull out the Pullman ex machina, where Whitmores psychic connection to the aliens saves us all.

Apparently, according to http://www.warof1996.com/, that happened in the Congo.

After exploring the “War of 1996” website, I discovered that Will Smith’s character died in an air crash in 2007. Bummer

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you exterminate them with thermonuclear weapons.”