I was like that two years ago. Still am.

I see this is another new writer but adopting the cookie cutter Jezebel string-hyperboles-together lede is not doing any favors in distinguishing voices and writing styles. Also, clementine, the fruit, is not capitalized.

Stop calling what the people on SNL do “impressions.” There’s not even an attempt at any kind of mimicry, there’s just opposite-behavior acting choices with mighty assists from the Costume and Wig departments. So no, not a good impression. At all. Not even all that funny, IMO, but that’s purely opinion of course.

Funny, but the Chris Christie/broken chair joke wasn’t cool. I don’t care how much you hate the guy, fat-shaming is fat-shaming.

Yep. Whatever smoke horseshit people are selling about this “recovery”, I was making like $60k and now I’m working part-time on a winery farm for $10 an hour in a hot field, WHEN THEY HAVE WORK. Fuck this country. My resumé and portfolio are A+. I guess this country just wants millenials.

Especially coming from some gossip blog writer who probably makes less than the people who do my dry cleaning.

This is Jezebel. It’s the blog version of that mean girl in highschool that pretended to be progressive and all “save the whales” but was actually a petty, small-minded bitch who cut down others.

word. At least he’s working.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

Well that got out of hand fast. I would explain to you how something like the murder of six millions Jews isn’t quite comparable to providing someone with their legal right to a defense but I feel I would be wasting my time.

I’ll never understand how Gawker convinced its readers to become offended whenever a (Republican) makes a generic message about “thoughts and prayers” after a tragic event.

Pence is in his fifties. Judging by what people reveal in the comments so are a lot of your readers. Are you going to begin to referring to them as “elderly Chico’s models”?

I’m not going to crucify you for it. You are one good person with one very bad idea. I’m just going to tell you that thought is disgusting, and you need to mature.

There are so many legitimate criticisms you could have have directed against the Palins and yet you choose to insult the appearence of a disabled child. Next time take a minute to think about what you’re doing before hitting submit.

This kind of rhetoric just lead to the deaths of 3 people.

I wonder how many minorities are employed by gawker media. Probably would look pretty close to this room.

open carry is ridiculous guns are ridiculous yes all guns

Rich coming once again from Gawker...how are you guys going to replace Jia, your token non-black WoC?

“suspicious person walking down Airline Highway with an assault rifle.”

if I didn’t know better, I would’ve guessed it was a photo with Gawker’s staff