Congrats U.S. for helping us out by allaying the stress caused by our 2 million new residents. Oh wait.

You’re aware we’ve been a bit busy with civic issues in Germany, right?

Please do not give any further credence to Flying Squid, who is a created personality troll a la Hoyo, Jessamina, et. al.

No, no one in the American media is doing that. It is simply not possible you have a friend, or know anyone personally, who is German.

You’re aware that people who are not American can learn other languages, right? People who emigrate learn the state language, which is German.

Poland is part of the Schengen, so the victim is not an immigrant, legally, in the way that you are repeating it. A Syrian person residing in the Fatherland for less that seven years who had not applied for citizenship would be an immigrant.

Yes, actually, it is.

I’m sorry, this is the very opposite of “heroic.” It’s both selfish and self-destructive, and disgusting.

No one is thinking this.

Do you know what censorship is?

Except you are making it up, and also equating women with animals. It must be time for your Tramadol, your misogyny is bleeding through.

The only thing we know for sure is that at Gawker Media the weekend news cycle begins at 13:00, a full five hours after the event itself, and in lower priority to ridiculing Drake again.

I think, even though this is not as egregious as Lauren Evans not knowing what rape is, this is the last straw for Jezebel and me. I realize this is meant as a lampoon but it doesn’t work, and neither does the mean spirited post about the original correspondence yesterday (someone complaining that Safran-Foer’s “last…

Really, really need to fix the headline. The town hall was organized and sponsored by ABC. Also, it’s President Barack Obama to you.

Um, no. Emirates and Qatar fly all over South East Asia and the Antipodes.

Turkish Air isn’t inexpensive. It’s rather pricy. What are you on about? It’s really hard to budge us Germans from Lufthansa, but Turkish Air has gotten better and better over the years.

Don’t do it. Not for any reason. My dog actually did die. I wish we had DM here and I would tell you the circumstances, but this was a healthy dog with all medical certificates. Totally airline error. Never even apologized. United, of course. I still grieve every day over it.

No one cares about your boner, or particularly your use of the word “wifey.”

More solid gold proof about how the greys ruined Gawker Media.