Mario Kart logic

The logic is very simple. If the current administration fucked up royally on a national level, (select) state governors are to blame.

Whoa whoa whoa.

Just one of the most talented musicians in the world. 

Did you watch the video?
Or maybe use google?
Or youtube?
Or spotify?
Or apple music?

calling zelda casual is a paddlin’ offense.

Almost as pointless as this comment.

I gotta come back here for one more thing:

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I think it was The Bling Ring. Yah.

New question: Is egg a sauce?

Have you heard about “fuck you money”? I have so much money I can afford to daily drive this exotic car and treat it like I would my civic - like shit. I can take the consequences of that and still be ok. Makes more sense now? :)

You drunk my battleship!

I legitimately made an account on this site so I can force feed you your own bullshit into your stupid fucking face.

She’s the perfect dog. Adorable, well-behaved, and someone else’s.

Tachyon emissions from printing in the negative time dimension have been known to cause limited small paradoxes in the immediate area of the printer. In rare cases this may cause the local de-linking of timespace dimensions allowing objects and energies from vibrationally similar parallel to bleed into our reality.

Whenever there are Satanists, Jimmy Buffet is sure to follow.

You said “break wind”