If llama jokes are no longer welcomed here alpaca my bags and go.

In the future, there will be no non-comic book related entertainment.

Sweet merciful fuck. Will it be capable of displaying non comic book related entertainment?

It would be super hypocritical of comic book fans to punish someone just for having an alter ego.

OH YEAH?!?!?! JUST WAIT ‘TIL YOU SEE WHAT ZACK SNYDER’S GOT UP HIS SLEEVE! JUST WAit. JUst wait. Wait. Wait for it........................ wait for it......... damn.

I dont think city-dwelling americans would survive in japan. 20 hour days, sleeping at work, little upward mobility, its basically a sexist ethno-state with little in the way of progressive change and the fish based diet would kill anyone raised on a diet of chicken tenders

A Gregghead, I guess?

I think his last words were “Ugh” or maybe “glugh.”

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous…

I’ve got a better idea. Save $300. Get a Coleman gas lantern for light. Cook on a campfire. Leave the phone in the car.

I’ve got a better idea. Save $300. Get a Coleman gas lantern for light. Cook on a campfire. Leave the phone in the…

I thank you for your valuable service in answering the world’s burning questions, and derailing the typical softball fluff that other reporters are likely asking these leaders of the Cars universe..

Funny how when Portuguese were illegally fishing Somali waters leading to one of the famines and economic collapses no one gave a shit enough to send marines or contractors to stop it.

One of the many ways men are privileged over women is they don’t deal with the same constant bombardment of the-not-quite-Ponzi-scheme-but-somehow-even-more-awkward LulaRoe/Scentsy/Roden+Fields/body wrap sales pitches from high school classmates on Facebook.

This is good Kinja.

The reason that The Whites can’t get ahead is all the White on White crime. They cannot be contained. They need to go to prison if all they do is kill each other. I know I don’t feel safe when I’m in a White neighborhood.

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia?