Good, I wasn’t the only one who read “Nathan Peterman” at first

Very cool...let’s hope he fares better in his debut than another Nathan currently in Oakland whose last name starts with a P and ends with an N.

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

My goodness I wish Zodiac Motherfucker would send in emails to Drew for this annual laughfest. Honestly reading ZM was the high point of the Lions’ season!

Also, Morgan the time traveler:

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

As a Dolphins fan, this checks out.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

Hey now, Jay Fiedler won playoff games

Mario is a bad plumber because he finds thousands of gold coins in your pipes and just keeps them. Then again, he’s also fighting dangerous monsters and such in there without that really being a part of a plumber’s job, so I think it’s an ok trade.

You know how the Dolphins drafted Ryan Tannehill and then spent seven years chronically deluded that THIS would be his breakout year?

a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

There was talk of Fitz going to the MN Vikings (like there is every year) so that he can play for the team he grew up cheering for.  It obviously never happened probably because going to the Vikings would be like trading a ‘96 Ford Taurus for a ‘96 Chevy Lumina.  Either way, you are going to hate yourself.

The “Superman Returns wasn’t that bad and Routh deserved another crack at it” club is hereby called to order and all members are advised to draw near and make themselves heard.

Guess they still had one more expectation to subvert...

They kind of forgot they had other things to do. 

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

Great, they are the Galactic TSA now