Heath has never had speed. I think she’s quicker with the ball at her feet, though. But she’s not the one I want running down balls over top.

“Well, we’re pretty sure she can’t hurt it any worse”

I read that article last week. My favorite part was when they listed his qualifications to run a sports league: “He had a famous last name in the entertainment industry. He had connections to powerful people.” 

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

She’s just mad because she can’t do Kessel run in less than 13 parsecs.

This is a killer comment.

For the Blues, Game 7 will be a nu strt.

Wait til President Dewey hears about this! 

DEWEY DEFEATS BRUINS

SNEAK *PEEK, YOU’RE A FUCKING NEWSPAPER

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Peek. You’re a fucking newspaper.

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

the Toronto Technotronics? They would have really pumped up the jam with that name.

Enjoy Galaxy Brain Monte Ellis, Knicks fans! 

I know I would. Then I’d wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser. 

More like the Notre Damian Lillard experience because he was on fire last night

Could have been worse. You could have left off the last four words of your headline.