“We want you to play in a performance-enhanced contest. No, no, hear me out...”

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

If Shaq was “The Big Aristotle,” I guess this makes Lebron “The Big Plato.”

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

“He wants to be more Elon Musk than George Steinbrenner,” an analyst told Crain’s in an article last month.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Police have yet to release almost any details about the body, except that he is male and not Jenkins.

In 2018, it’s less OK to put MD on your jersey than to put an offensive caricature of a Native American. Or to be a Jets fan.

Better tie-breaker, and maybe even better than #4, 5, or 6. Add up the total minutes of play (ALL minutes) that each team was in the lead in ALL games. This measure is directly related to play on the pitch, and this amount of time would be absolutely impossible to be identical between any two teams!

There are 8 top seeded A teams in the draw. They are the top 7 teams in the world, and the home team. Uruguay is a very deserving B team, and Egypt ain’t terrible at C. But the fact is, taking a D team like Russia and making them an A will always result in a weak group. Secondly, FIFA rankings are dumb. Russia not…

Circle Back In Temecula, Where We Can Take This Offline

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

Goose, Goose, Duck!

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

Um, I think we’re all missing the point. Clearly Rosen’s girlfriend had her wits about her in the airport and, knowing it was the Browns, made something up that would “turn them off”. Brilliant strategy on her part.

“sometimes he doesn’t call back right away and I get worried because I don’t know where he is or who he could be talking to”....

The PGA Tour is really missing an opportunity by not using #PGAtor

You know what else was cool last night? Giannis’ seven-foot step back: