Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Yes. At the very least, allow student-athletes to: make money from their image/brand, accept endorsement money, accept booster money, and sign with agents. Everything would be reported and documented, but that’s okay because it would all be allowed.

But guess what- colleges ALREADY run professional sports leagues, they just don’t want to pay the athletes. There is absolutely nothing about the NCAA and major college sports that is not professional, except for the athletes themselves.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

You know, at first I was kind of put off by her kind of making a mockery of the biggest sporting competition in the world, but she really is kind of inspiring in a way. She doesn’t look that athletic, but she obviously loves sports. It wasn’t skill that got her into the Olympics, but her pure love of sports to go and…

See, that sort of stuff sounds like the job of a specific manager, while Divac prefers to just, ya know, manage more generally.

Divac seldom gets on the phone for the trade-building parts

It’s just the ruling dynasty being knocked off by a bunch of jamokes from Philly again.

What is this?

I am incredibly curious as to how they’re going to make this work. So much of the humor revolves around tricking the mind into trying to paint a mental picture of something that’s either literally indescribable or that turns out to be different than described. I mean, if nothing else, the entire camera crew is going…

This is so incredibly frustrating.

Herm Edwards, updated: “We play to enhance the brand!”

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Fuck Football has kinda been the motto in Miami since Marino left, though.

Thrilled that my work to convince my coworkers of Duke’s greatness is finally paying off.