Chris Hansen to city of Seattle: “Why don’t you have 18,000 seats, right over here?”

This (according to the way it was edited for TV anyway) had been building for days. It was excruciating to watch, but it would have been worse if Kassouf had moved on.

Hauschka: Hi Russell, nice to meet you.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

Once in awhile the AK gets to wander

Hahahaha

Or the Hogwart’s defense against the dark arts teacher

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

This is why, whenever I hear the song “Timber”, I chant “Playoffs! Playoffs!” in between beats like a lunatic.

Given all the fucking Batman movies that have been done, they need to call it “A Batman.”

But didn’t you just sign a big contract with Milwaukee, Matthew?

Life-long Mets fan here. Until this game got underway, part of me still expected to see #16 take the hill, that unmistakable grin lighting up the ballpark. It was an absolute gut-punch to see the news yesterday. In speaking with other Mets fans, and other baseball fans, and reading all the news, nobody could say a bad…

That solemn bugle solo of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at the beginning of the game absolutely did me in.

This is just a bawlfest for me since it started. Dee Gordon broke me.

Well, he’s been cleared by the only team that matters, so...

He was one of few baseball players where their career felt important to me, because he was so incredibly good AND just a joy to watch. He seemed like the kind of guy we’d all like to teach our kids to emulate - don’t be bigger than the sport, remember to have fun but stay a professional, and always stand up for…

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

This is probably the worst thing to happen in the south Florida sports community in a long, long time.