Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

“No whey!”

Has anyone even confirmed that Kevin Fitzgerald is real?

I’m not ashamed to say I straight up wept my eyes out reading this book. Will be going to see this alone, on a weekday, at an early showing so that no one can see my blubbering shame. Looks amazing

“What I can confirm is that we did arrest a current NBA basketball player this weekend and he was arrested for assault. That’s all we’re confirming right now.”

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

With Rose and Noah, the Knicks are getting really close to acquiring two functioning knees.

“Watch as he goes from desperately projected confidence to utter despair in about three seconds” - Summary Newcastle United’s 2015-16 Premier League season.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

In the restricted area!

He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

“And the players on their bench as well.”

It’s not about passion, but about accepting the situation vs trying to do something about it. When you’re a massive underdog, you should take chances and be creative. Putting out an uninspired lineup without a decent game-plan was a strategy designed to not lose by too much. When your plans best outcome is “don’t get…

What a lot of casual/bandwagon/flag waver US soccer fans fail to realize when we go up against a team like Argentina is that basically every player in their Starting XI would be our best player ever. I think everybody realizes there’s a gap, not everybody fully gets how big that gap is.

If you flip 911 upside down, you get 116. So Seattle basically invited disaster in the post-season.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

This might have been my favorite tweet from last night.

“Act like you’ve been there before”