As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

Because sometimes you want to kill some people without killing everybody.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

I feel the same way. Except I’m a heterosexual woman, & my example is Rachel Maddow. Maybe it’s just a newscaster thing!

Any actual economist could rattle off a dozen reasons not to try

Having enough free time and access to technology to post dumb questions in a blog comments section.

Huge, if true.

Yeah, but if you tax rich people at high rates, nobody will want to work hard to become rich or start businesses or create or invent. This is precisely why there were no rich people, businesses, or innovation back when the marginal tax rate was much higher for the wealthy.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

I thought he went by Chet Haze?

It’s grey, and I will not like and share, sorry.

4 steps is traveling now? Back in the 80s and 90s I saw guys take 10 steps get a kidney ripped out and still score a 4 point basket. Players are soft these days.

Mine says IH8GSUS

I am so charmed by Snoop and Martha’s friendship. They are so cute together.

Always a classic

Trump said things two things worse per week than Romney’s 47% comment.

It’s sad (ahem) and fascinating. I have both undergrad and grad degrees in psychology/counseling, and during all studies I remember thinking that the classification of narcissist was sort of fabulist in itself...as in, surely no single person acts out in all these ways.

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.