Don’t be too hard on him. Bad puns are in his jeans.

Those fans look pretty dejected. They are Cubs fans, you think they’d be used to losing.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

We love our fried potato sticks.

Poisoned candy/tylenol kills innocent people = a permanently changed nation

sounds like you don’t know much about addiction.

There are a ton of intersections with walk signals that don’t come on if you don’t press the button in LA.

The only way this game would have “mattered” was if ManU lost.

He’s a national treasure. Love that guy.

She’s a hateful bitch.

A bad hombre for sure

You forgot one.

that one with the bandana is not a good dog

Counterpoint - we shouldn’t look to pornography to normalize anything. If we’re looking for it to normalize condom usage, it should probably work on its depiction/treatment of women as sex-hungry tools for man’s enjoyment, with little to no agency over their bodies.

Hahah I know right?! “I place great value on my anonymity,” says Alec, 44, social security number 123-45-6789, single, always drinks one beer too many, loves dick jokes, great dad, avid hiker. “Our anonymity is very important to us.”

...file a lawsuit against porn workers deemed to be in violation of it, requiring their real names and addresses to become part of the public record.

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

It wouldn’t be receiving this level of attention if they hadn’t tried to silence her. It’s the sweet, sweet justice of the #StreisandEffect.