He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Honestly I think what he is doing is probably the smartest and most savvy way to handle it. I’d imagine at this point being fired by Trump for not sucking up enough would be viewed by most as a positive trait. He could parlay the experience into book deals and all sorts of opportunities on the civilian side. It’s kind…

We’re all technically Trumps boss, and he undermines a lot of us every day.

Solution:

Are you alright, Melania?

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Really enjoying the renewed focus on space and science articles on Giz lately, btw. Keep it up dudettes/dudes!

The US and South Korea have been planning on reunification for over 50 years. The question is whether an incompetent American administration fucks it all up by starting a nuclear war that leaves Seoul as a hole in the ground.

Chelsea, where potential goes to die on the bench.

I love that you’re too lazy to bother with capitalization, but not too lazy to type an explanation twice as long as the original comment. Yep, sounds like you’re drunk! :P

Also- Every Breath You Take.

D.B. Pooper

Proud Polish girl here. Yes, we used it a lot. Additionally, it was used as background/profile picture on Facebook by half of my friends. I had it for months. I think it’s because Polish goverment tried to make women nothing else than walking uteruses, and the uterus responsed in a simple, yet meaningful way. It’s…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

We’re going to have to let you go, Norm.

My favorite song of hers is “The Lucky One.” This is from the album from New Favorite. I really, really enjoy almost anything she does.

What did Tina and Amy do?

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.