I think it’s worth noting that John Waters sees poor white people as his people, which is why he can portray them in ways that are both truthful and kind. No one who ever for a second looked down on a population and judged them could ever manage to do that.

Nope. The hill I die on will be made out of nachos.

Seriously. If I make it through the end of the year without a rage-stroke, it will be a goddamn miracle.

He has a lot of insight into men who are pigs bc he is one.

Slightly off topic, I was amazed to learn recently that Angela Lansbury’s daughter was a sort of member of the Manson Family. Even more interestingly, it turns out that she is the one girl who, legend had it, had a note from her mother saying it was OK for her to hang out with Charlie and friends. She hung out with…

“Lastly, I would like to add that I am troubled by how quickly and brutishly some have taken my comments out of context and attempted to blame my generation, my age, or my mindset, without having read the entirety of what I said.”

Christina! Get me the ax!

“(Worth noting that John Waters—the king of camp—regularly depicts low-income white Americans in fun and silly ways yet somehow always manages to be kind.)“

The producers sand bagged that women. They tell her this minutes before going on air, a good chance she was one of his victims, and then expect the show to just go on. Its unbelievable.

And then Savannah Guthrie (do I have the name right?) emotionally defensive of him on-air, this morning. Not a good look.

All the fuckers who kept Lauer there need to get fired too.

Like being an active member of the Republican Party!

It’s like Tryhard and Thirst had a baby.

Nope. Still nothing interesting about Armie Hammer. I know there’s now a long list of Hollywood men we don’t want to talk about because they’re either rapists or complicit with rapists, but can’t we just gossip about the royal wedding until we dig up something worth discussing?

I’m fairly certain there hasn’t been anything natural about Jeremy Piven’s hair since 1997.

Botox is a helluva drug. Vodka helps.

Stanley Kubrick! That is exactly what i thought. She is standing there like the little dead girls in THE SHINING.

We all are waiting for him to die.

This. Everybody needs to stop feeling sorry for her. This is the type of shit that happens when you marry for money. She needs to grow the fuck up and inhabit the job held by Eleanor fucking Roosevelt and Michelle freaking Obama or abdicate the role in favor of Ivanka or Ivana. It’s not an unprecedented move.

“Yissss. Very goot, lahdies. GUARDTS! Reeleeash da houndts!”