“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

You don’t seem to know much about baseball either.

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

This comment feels really out of touch.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

You’re on vacation, Westbrook.

No, Jane Horrocks is Bubble.

according to the lawsuit, filed on behalf of Lewis and Clark...

They should reenact a few scenes from Rome by the only (fake) centurions worth remembering.

Fuck Ivanka! She is just. as. bad. as. her. father.

I’m 40, married, with no children. It’s amazing how in 2017 I still get snide comments from people for choosing a life without kids (particularly from women of child bearing age). I’m selfish, my life has no meaning, and, by all accounts, I’ll have no one to care for me when I’m old. Even as a child growing up, I knew…

Hopefully his face gets better. :/

Here’s approximately half of our pets:

Jewish people love Easter.

Also I should add that someone that calls me stranger and then tells me they love me automatically makes me shudder. Reminds me of a guy I dated in high school who told me he loved me on the first date and then acted like I was a heartless bitch who ripped out his beating heart when I did not want to continue to date…

It freaked me out and made me excessively uncomfortable. I kept waiting for the punchline. The end message was kind of nice, but I kept thinking...why are they presenting this lovely message in such an unsettling way? So long story short, it gave me the heebie jeebies and also made me very confused.

I have never felt more uncomfortable while watching a video.