Someone should have gotten on the intercom and been like

When I was a baby, my mom had me in a carrier as she went into the shed to check on something. She pulled the cord to the lightbulb and looked up to see a HUGE wolf spider perched directly above her face. She froze as long as she could but finally had to move because I was fussing...and the spider instantly dropped…

Oh, God. No.

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

NO.

I got laid off six years ago and moved in with my parents and one of the things I ended up doing was watering the plants in their yard every night after dinner and eventually got an ivy plant for my room. It sounds stupid, but it gave me something to do and a small sense of purpose in the wake of job loss.

Am also that way. Can confirm: it rubs people the wrong way.

I’m kind of that way with people. But not because I’m an a-hole, I’m just awkward around people. Still I can see how that may rub people the wrong way.

Julianne, darling, it’s been over 95° in LA for a week (this heatwave ends today). Let’s give them all credit for showing up in suits and gowns, no matter how informal. I’d have been schvitzing if I had to get trussed up in anything beyond a T- shirt and shorts!

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

leaving your bedroom, i suspect.

“Asian countries”- what the ever loving fuck?Research factory farming in the US & get back to us on how Western countries treat animals used for food.

This fish is extremely dead and your critique of “Asian countries” is borderline racist.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

You know that his accuser and former mistress is none other than Scottie Nell Hughes, the oh so sanctimonious defender of all things Trump, right?

I can’t bring myself to watch the video. I’m already cringing too much.

oh come now. the kids are the “ghosts” fucking with the nannies. that would be the reason not to take the job - the kids!

Well done for publicly admitting you don’t like people trolling you.

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